Once the clock struck midnight, it was officially April Fool’s Day. You know what I had to do! Jeana had it coming to her. I fooled her into thinking that our cat must have swallowed part of his toy and that it ended up coming out of the other end, in the cat box. I lured her into the bathroom to take a look at the poop to make sure our cat was ok, and then I smashed the “poop” covered poop scooper in her face! Haha she was so mad! Later I revealed to her that it was only a chocolate bar that I made look like a piece of poop, which I sprayed with Liquid Ass. That stuff smells so bad, exactly like fresh $hit!